lala land

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE.

• Your last name stays put
• You can never be pregnant
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
• The world is your urinal
• Same work, more pay
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
• The occasional well-rendered belch is pratically expected
• One mood all the time
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
• A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
• You almost never have have strap problems in public
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
• You only have to shave your face and neck
• You can play with toys all your life
• Your belly usually hides your big hips
• One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
• You can "do" your nails with a picket knife
• YOu have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

Think Before We Judge

1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, 3 who were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
2. It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the 3 candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in colledge and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Ok, so these 2 qns are so interesting so i had to put it on my blog to share it wif fellow frens n strangers. these few daes hav been really bz wif those darn projects. loads of it. so much dat it gives me an impression they'll nv make me do another project ever again. I WISH. in my BIG FAT DREAMS.

interested to noe the answers to the above qns yet? good. these daes i feel so down, duno y. juz really feel like going drinking. again the alcoholic strikes. hahaha! so sian can, all the projects n stuffs. makes me wanna CRY. totally sian can. haiz~

y im still not giving the answers? cuz i dun feel like it, cuz im showing attitude now. kaoz this yr project mates really choose wrong ar. got free loaders la..crappers, ppl who hav serious attitude problems. GOSH. do nothing still dare give black face..presentation going to PULL THE WHOLE GRP DOWN. THANX AR. take 2 damn friggin hours to do CONCLUSION. somemore is those copy n paste type. if u hav a prob, tell us la! dun need give us shit work de rite? duno how to do ASK LA. wadeva de lor. if u wan to forward module, muz well dun join a grp in the first place, be more ZAI. dun come sabo other ppl who DO NOT wan to forward module wif u. haiz~ am not happy, in a grumpy mood. if got offend wrong ppl i apologize.

okok answers. a while more k. watched csi, the 2nd half of season 2. haven even watched the 1st half can. den i wan watch season 3 le. omg grissom is deaf le. haiz~ watched bits n pieces of season 3 b4 lor..is dun remember only. hahaha.

if you said yes to abortion for the first question, you just killed our lovely classical composer BEETHOVEN. sad rite. zhen shi de.

candidate a is franklin d.roosevelt
candidate b is winston churchill
candidate c is ADOLPH HITLER.

who did YOU choose? i choose the one in caps. got a shock man. cant believe. sorrie la. i juz prefer someone who didnt cheat on his wife, but dun wan adolph hitler the man himself. NO THANX.

shall end here. bored le. choww

~bye to most projects, hi to presentations and exams~