THE ZOO

ok. well. the title sure is clear but wad zoo am i talking about rite. my hse is well, as i said, a zoo. a list of wad animals/things hav lived in this property before:

- rabbits

- hamsters

- kittens

- dog

- chickens

- turtles

- meal worms

- earthworms

- snakes

- frogs

- big spiders

- pigeons

- birds

- and loads of ugly disgusting flying things, crawling things, eg. lizards, cockroaches etc.

- termites, had an entry bout these horrid things...destroyers

- once there was this rat that came into my garden, i was in kindergarten or pri sch. cuz i remember my maid and i were holding a broom each and chasing after it. cuz bside my hse, theres this hse that has been empty for quite a few years, so rats n stuffs started to live there. the lucky thing ran away, back to where it came from. YUCKS

- theres quite a few times, BATS flew into my hse. cuz my bro has this bunk bed, no idea wad its called exactly, those u see in ikea, those high high bed with ladder with space below where u can put a table, ya. so this bat flew in and hung under my bro's bed. YUCKS. my papa took pics of it, caught it, and let it go outside. the 2nd time, a stupid bat proved to me bats are REALLY, SERIOUSLY, blind. cuz in my living rm theres this big mirror that stretches from the floor to the ceiling (its purpose is to make the hse look bigger, which i think failed.). and the stupid bat kept flying into the mirror! over n over again. u can juz hear the bump bump sounds. so stupid.

who can beat this man? other than farmers.

so there was this day i came home n my dog kept barking at this corner of the gate, at first i tot it was something on the ground, but cuz its very dark outside, i squinted my eyes and saw THIS!no joke. ya snakes. serious. i remember when i was in pri sch, theres this december morning we were cleaning the whole hse preparing for chinese new year mah. so my maid was pushing my cupboard that was against the wall so she can clean behind the cupboard. n she saw a snake. damn she was so calm. but cuz she was staring at something so i asked her wad she doing, she said theres a snake den i was like "EEE! GOT SNAKE? PAPA! GOT SNAKE IN MY ROOM!" n my papa came with a pail and i think a stick? dun really remember. cuz if im not wrong, i ran out. n somehow my papa did catch the snake n threw it in the toilet. i guess he tried to flush it down the toilet or something. its not small k. but obviously not very big either. den my papa caught it again, n threw it into the big drain outside of my hse. SO GROSS.

but i always blog for some reason, n YES. the 2nd snake encounter in my hse. came home n saw this squiggly looking thing on the porch. my first thought was, SNAKE! but it was a small snake, just about 20cm long, very skinny, its green with some red and black pattersn on its head and body, but mostly green. at first i couldnt see it. as usual it was very dark. n my princess kept barking at the snake. n kept sniffing it. was so afraid the snake would bite her nose. stupid dog. aniwaes the snake started to move, and crawled into the grass, which happens to be, still in my hse. not IN the hse, as in still on the property.

i took a pic, but its super not clear.

its super dark as u can see, i didnt hav the time to change the mode cuz it was running away, into the grass. look VERY VERY closely, u can see this skinny skinny squiggly thing against the very thin red line. HAHAHA.

curious bout the 2 chickens rite. ok. there was once, i duno where these 2 chickens appeared. but my mama juz reared it, giving it rice everyday n a bit of junk. i only noe they stink, n they kept saying their hei ji, meaning black chickens. but i kept thinking they r not, cuz they had white feathers. so wadeva, i was young at that time, so it was the thinking whereby "wadeva adults saes, goes". n 1 day, my ah ma came to my hse, grabbed 1 of the chickens, brought it to the back, grabbed a knife and a bowl, AND SHE SLIT THE THROAT OF THE CHICKEN, and allowing all the blood to drip into the bowl. O.M.G. n she plucked the chicken, n i realised it was black underneath all those white feathers. my ah ma said this chicken was not a pure black chicken. so i juz kept thinking it was like dogs, its a cross-breed chicken. so aniwaes, im glad i didnt name it, cuz its not nice to name ur food. imagine looking at the plate of chicken drumstick n saying "im sorrie Chicky, it was nice noeing u."

no we did not eat ani other animals listed above. the chickens r the only animals reared for its meat. LOL. no i did not hav turtle soup, nor rabbit pies, or dog meat. princess is still very much alive, n so r the turtles. hamsters hav ran away, n some died, most of my rabbits died of old age, 1 ran away, that stupid rabbit is super mischevious. kittens ran away after a while, cuz they were actually strays.

basically, its a zoo out here.

~more dogs, less everything else~