fat stupid retard...
ahh. lunch time. the best time in the office. hahaha.
let me blog about the new freak in town. a paedophile. (sorry honey i noe u duno bout this). as my loyal readers shld noe im looking for band members rite, so recently the thread i posted became the hotest thread on the forum (yeah!) so ppl started to reply to me n add me on msn again. i was at work but always hav the ebuddy on. hahaha! n this guy started to talk to me. his super weird, so i tot he was trying to b farnie those canot make it type of nonsense. sadly i dun hav the chat log if not i'll juz paste the whole chunk here.
ok one of the 1st things he asked me was if im a guy or a girl. (HELLO, my nick clearly writes there GRACE). n i told him Grace was a girl's name. so he said, he has a guy fren named lucy (muz b his dog). YES i super dun like this guy so if im being harsh dun blame me. NEXT the guy ask if i ate grass. den he carried on to said he doesnt. n also said grass is good. wad a retard. wad planet does this guy come from y the hell doesnt he noe how to communicate wif ppl? fine nvm. den he started to pretend to b serious for 2 seconds den he ask if i was a fish. n i said no i dun like fish. den he ask the qn again in CAPS. (retarded a**) n i said i already sae im not. den he said nvm he can fit me in, he will prepare a tank for me. (ya in his own freaky grass-eating-fish world). den he asked things like boyfriend or money, rice or noodle, pepsi or coke. (mayb he juz started to learn english...)
den i went home. partially it was my stupidity to give him my no. cuz he said something bout going jamming n wadeva. so he smsed. den he called. den i picked the bloody call. HE SOUNDS LIKE...Mr. X. from one of the previous post. but obviously, i rather b talking to Mr. X. SERIOUSLY...1st thing he said was something bout my voice being v deep (trying to hint im a guy or something. hey im not a freak like u la pls.) n he asked if i was a butch. den i said no i juz happen to b born wif a deep voice. den he asked if i was a fat lady. i noe i am. but i juz said when u see u will noe. den he said something bout wad fat guys can play gd music (im sure his real fat now dat he said dat..). n he said somewhere in the long dreadful convo dat his not handsome or wadeva. (ya like who cares i already hav my honey bunny every other guy is just another guy no matter how shit or gd they look. bottom line is: I DUN FRIGGIN GIVE A DAMN). then the guy continues asking if i hav any frens who r interested in joining a band. n i said i duno any other fren who can really play ani instrument? so i dun think they r interested. den he said, "NO i mean do u hav any fren who wan to join the band". -.-" (severe stm? or is he deaf? i think his juz plain stupid). n i repeated myself. den he said "oorh". omg big fat retard.
den he talk bout jamming again like when n where. so he asked when i was free, n i said wed n fri after 7. cuz i already didnt feel like jamming wif him n he mentioned previously dat his band only jams on wkends. i told him i was working on wkends (using my dearest usher job as an excuse even though i noe i will only go there once in a long while..). DEN he asked me "U NEED MONEY AR". n i said ya. den he said "HOW MUCH". den i said theres no definite sum, i juz need money. (lols i really do. hahaha!). den he said "i pay u to play for my band la".
its amazing how this stranger manage to piss me off by every single thing he saes. i've nv been so angry at a stupid guy i've nv met. such a friggin retard. big n fat one too. (nothing against fat ppl, im fat myself. juz hav everything against this friggin guy)
i explained dat to me a band is u noe a grp of ppl who love music gets together to play music, bond, b damn gd frens or something along that line. n he LUFF n sae theres no such thing. cuz his bassist left his band for a rival band. (HAHA everyone in the right mind will..). den he asked if i knew aniwhere he can find band members who will really commit n not juz post threads n den ppl ask them to go jamming they refuse. (OBVIOUSLY pointing to me..but do i care..NOOOOO). SO i literally said something like this "the thing is, we both hav diff thinking towards wad a band shld b like, n ur not exactly friendly either. n im not use to ppl i dont noe b so direct." den he sae he noes im angry but its not the first time (this guy sure duno wad reflect means, mayb i shld buy a mirror n break his head wif it. hmmm. no den i'll get 7yrs of bad luck..not worth it)
the paedophile part. somewhere after he asked if i hav any frens who wan to join. he somehow realise i hav a bf, i duno how but who cares. he said "ask him to come join la, wait, is he above 21 above 21 i dun wan. i wan below 21 like 8, 13, 15, 18" im so super disgusted dat i immediately switched to 1 word replies. a specific 1 word "ooookkk...". i juz told him i dun wan to go jamming wif him n his wadeva band he has, which i think only consist of one other member, the drummer, who im sure is planning on leaving too unless his as freaky as this guy. he did sae something like "nvm i'll juz go jamming n recording n hav gigs as a 2 piece band." (HAHAHA. wadeva u think i care? he sounds like his threatening me la..OH PLLLEEEASE) i swore nv to talk to this guy EVA AGAIN somewhere near the start of the call.
he asked bout wad grade im in n stuff. YA. so i told him den he said he wan me to play. den i said "i dun think im up to ur high expectations. so i dun think so (to his "u coming for jamming anot"). before i could reply he actually did sae "it must b a ok u must sae ok" (YA rite. in which world has such a nonsense rule again??) den after i replied him he asked "y?"
den i told him "cuz my background is classical background even though i've been playing the piano for mayb 10 yrs, i can play along in rock n pop songs, but mostly chords here n there. if ur looking for someone better u shld go look for someone who took up pop keyboard or something liddat" nv knew i can get so pissed off wif someone i've nv met, but theres always a first!
so after dat he put down the phone he sms n sae wad sorrie for being harsh la den he use to think like me band shld b like fun n stuff but theres no such thing or wadeva. den i told him, we hav v diff views on wad a band shld b like so theres no point at all. den his reply was i duno wad..but in the end he said den i shall delete ur contacts off n pretend i nv meet u b4. *HAL-LE-LU-JAH!*
finally. i blocked him on msn, but even when i block ppl i dun delete them off the list. cuz i juz wan to feel i did block them. HAHAHAHA. so i saw his pm was "wad a MACHO voice, must b a very big-size girl". LOLS. i find it so super farnie. big fat pot calling the kettle black, when the kettle is made of stainless steel. HAHAHAHAHA. not trying to sae im like nice..juz trying to make it seem theres such a big diff. HAHA.
i hope stupid retards like that fat paedophile a** will extinct soon. for a better n more peaceful world!
honey hope u not angry. hmm. nv tell u cuz i had enuff of that fat guy for 1 nite didnt wan to talk bout it wif u. n i also noe u will scold me so dun wan to sae. hahahaha! ai si ni le. muamuackx!
err. my lunch ended like 32mins ago. HAHAHAHA!!
let me blog about the new freak in town. a paedophile. (sorry honey i noe u duno bout this). as my loyal readers shld noe im looking for band members rite, so recently the thread i posted became the hotest thread on the forum (yeah!) so ppl started to reply to me n add me on msn again. i was at work but always hav the ebuddy on. hahaha! n this guy started to talk to me. his super weird, so i tot he was trying to b farnie those canot make it type of nonsense. sadly i dun hav the chat log if not i'll juz paste the whole chunk here.
ok one of the 1st things he asked me was if im a guy or a girl. (HELLO, my nick clearly writes there GRACE). n i told him Grace was a girl's name. so he said, he has a guy fren named lucy (muz b his dog). YES i super dun like this guy so if im being harsh dun blame me. NEXT the guy ask if i ate grass. den he carried on to said he doesnt. n also said grass is good. wad a retard. wad planet does this guy come from y the hell doesnt he noe how to communicate wif ppl? fine nvm. den he started to pretend to b serious for 2 seconds den he ask if i was a fish. n i said no i dun like fish. den he ask the qn again in CAPS. (retarded a**) n i said i already sae im not. den he said nvm he can fit me in, he will prepare a tank for me. (ya in his own freaky grass-eating-fish world). den he asked things like boyfriend or money, rice or noodle, pepsi or coke. (mayb he juz started to learn english...)
den i went home. partially it was my stupidity to give him my no. cuz he said something bout going jamming n wadeva. so he smsed. den he called. den i picked the bloody call. HE SOUNDS LIKE...Mr. X. from one of the previous post. but obviously, i rather b talking to Mr. X. SERIOUSLY...1st thing he said was something bout my voice being v deep (trying to hint im a guy or something. hey im not a freak like u la pls.) n he asked if i was a butch. den i said no i juz happen to b born wif a deep voice. den he asked if i was a fat lady. i noe i am. but i juz said when u see u will noe. den he said something bout wad fat guys can play gd music (im sure his real fat now dat he said dat..). n he said somewhere in the long dreadful convo dat his not handsome or wadeva. (ya like who cares i already hav my honey bunny every other guy is just another guy no matter how shit or gd they look. bottom line is: I DUN FRIGGIN GIVE A DAMN). then the guy continues asking if i hav any frens who r interested in joining a band. n i said i duno any other fren who can really play ani instrument? so i dun think they r interested. den he said, "NO i mean do u hav any fren who wan to join the band". -.-" (severe stm? or is he deaf? i think his juz plain stupid). n i repeated myself. den he said "oorh". omg big fat retard.
den he talk bout jamming again like when n where. so he asked when i was free, n i said wed n fri after 7. cuz i already didnt feel like jamming wif him n he mentioned previously dat his band only jams on wkends. i told him i was working on wkends (using my dearest usher job as an excuse even though i noe i will only go there once in a long while..). DEN he asked me "U NEED MONEY AR". n i said ya. den he said "HOW MUCH". den i said theres no definite sum, i juz need money. (lols i really do. hahaha!). den he said "i pay u to play for my band la".
its amazing how this stranger manage to piss me off by every single thing he saes. i've nv been so angry at a stupid guy i've nv met. such a friggin retard. big n fat one too. (nothing against fat ppl, im fat myself. juz hav everything against this friggin guy)
i explained dat to me a band is u noe a grp of ppl who love music gets together to play music, bond, b damn gd frens or something along that line. n he LUFF n sae theres no such thing. cuz his bassist left his band for a rival band. (HAHA everyone in the right mind will..). den he asked if i knew aniwhere he can find band members who will really commit n not juz post threads n den ppl ask them to go jamming they refuse. (OBVIOUSLY pointing to me..but do i care..NOOOOO). SO i literally said something like this "the thing is, we both hav diff thinking towards wad a band shld b like, n ur not exactly friendly either. n im not use to ppl i dont noe b so direct." den he sae he noes im angry but its not the first time (this guy sure duno wad reflect means, mayb i shld buy a mirror n break his head wif it. hmmm. no den i'll get 7yrs of bad luck..not worth it)
the paedophile part. somewhere after he asked if i hav any frens who wan to join. he somehow realise i hav a bf, i duno how but who cares. he said "ask him to come join la, wait, is he above 21 above 21 i dun wan. i wan below 21 like 8, 13, 15, 18" im so super disgusted dat i immediately switched to 1 word replies. a specific 1 word "ooookkk...". i juz told him i dun wan to go jamming wif him n his wadeva band he has, which i think only consist of one other member, the drummer, who im sure is planning on leaving too unless his as freaky as this guy. he did sae something like "nvm i'll juz go jamming n recording n hav gigs as a 2 piece band." (HAHAHA. wadeva u think i care? he sounds like his threatening me la..OH PLLLEEEASE) i swore nv to talk to this guy EVA AGAIN somewhere near the start of the call.
he asked bout wad grade im in n stuff. YA. so i told him den he said he wan me to play. den i said "i dun think im up to ur high expectations. so i dun think so (to his "u coming for jamming anot"). before i could reply he actually did sae "it must b a ok u must sae ok" (YA rite. in which world has such a nonsense rule again??) den after i replied him he asked "y?"
den i told him "cuz my background is classical background even though i've been playing the piano for mayb 10 yrs, i can play along in rock n pop songs, but mostly chords here n there. if ur looking for someone better u shld go look for someone who took up pop keyboard or something liddat" nv knew i can get so pissed off wif someone i've nv met, but theres always a first!
so after dat he put down the phone he sms n sae wad sorrie for being harsh la den he use to think like me band shld b like fun n stuff but theres no such thing or wadeva. den i told him, we hav v diff views on wad a band shld b like so theres no point at all. den his reply was i duno wad..but in the end he said den i shall delete ur contacts off n pretend i nv meet u b4. *HAL-LE-LU-JAH!*
finally. i blocked him on msn, but even when i block ppl i dun delete them off the list. cuz i juz wan to feel i did block them. HAHAHAHA. so i saw his pm was "wad a MACHO voice, must b a very big-size girl". LOLS. i find it so super farnie. big fat pot calling the kettle black, when the kettle is made of stainless steel. HAHAHAHAHA. not trying to sae im like nice..juz trying to make it seem theres such a big diff. HAHA.
i hope stupid retards like that fat paedophile a** will extinct soon. for a better n more peaceful world!
honey hope u not angry. hmm. nv tell u cuz i had enuff of that fat guy for 1 nite didnt wan to talk bout it wif u. n i also noe u will scold me so dun wan to sae. hahahaha! ai si ni le. muamuackx!
err. my lunch ended like 32mins ago. HAHAHAHA!!
~World Peace!~
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